Speaking of badass, coming soon are some fabulous pictures of my holding a PYTHON (with a little help from my good buddy Jack Daniels). Yeah, a 15 yr old, female PYTHON with teeth, a forked tongue, even anal spurs (which I didn't know pythons had). I was holding her by myself, no less.
I will get the photographic proof for you doubters forthwith.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Pandas...
...are my favorite animal. Or at least have been my whole life thus far. Now, I think owls are sort of taking over. And its a good thing too, because Sigourney Weaver on Planet Earth just told me that bamboo, the only thing pandas eat, has so little nutritional value, its impossible for them to store up any fat over the winter. So they have to eat constantly.
Did I mention this is only thing pandas eat?
That's like all I ate were tomatos, but my body didn't get enough nutrients from them to have sex, so I had binge on tomatos for two days straight before trying to reproduce...and even then it might not even work.
Well, sort of like that. But you get my point: how did pandas survive this long?
I guess when humans can't get into your habitat, it isn't so hard to just eat all day every day. Rather than, you know, develop fighting or fleeing techniques, or something a little more useful.
Pandas are cute, but owls are way more badass.
Did I mention this is only thing pandas eat?
That's like all I ate were tomatos, but my body didn't get enough nutrients from them to have sex, so I had binge on tomatos for two days straight before trying to reproduce...and even then it might not even work.
Well, sort of like that. But you get my point: how did pandas survive this long?
I guess when humans can't get into your habitat, it isn't so hard to just eat all day every day. Rather than, you know, develop fighting or fleeing techniques, or something a little more useful.
Pandas are cute, but owls are way more badass.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
THANK GOD
CW is finally wearing his lumberjack shirt. THE HOTTEST SHIRT EVER. And by hot I mean red, plaid, flannel and awesome.
The only problem is his boots are missing. "Lumberjack's don't wear shoes," he says. Hmmm. Maybe we'll save the flannel for later.
The only problem is his boots are missing. "Lumberjack's don't wear shoes," he says. Hmmm. Maybe we'll save the flannel for later.
My boss...
...will sometimes call out across our open office and announce she's going to be napping for the rest of the afternoon, like that's funny. Yeah, fucking hilarious: my boss ditching her work and making us pick up the slack. OH WAIT THAT ALREADY HAPPENS.
She doesn't really nap of course, she just thinks its funny to talk about how much she wants to slack off.
What really pisses me off is when she comes back from somewhere and asks "Why isn't anyone else napping??"
Oh, I don't know, maybe because I have TOO MUCH FUCKING WORK.
She doesn't really nap of course, she just thinks its funny to talk about how much she wants to slack off.
What really pisses me off is when she comes back from somewhere and asks "Why isn't anyone else napping??"
Oh, I don't know, maybe because I have TOO MUCH FUCKING WORK.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
I made it to the gym!
My goal was to start going to the gym three times a week as of December 1st and I MADE IT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. I myself cannot, except I was there. 30 minutes, baby, that's all it takes!
What motivates you to go to the gym? For me, it's a simple thought: once you go, you'll be glad you're there.
What motivates you to go to the gym? For me, it's a simple thought: once you go, you'll be glad you're there.
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